Celebrity Scandal!

Just days after losing her kids, a rumor of new sex tape featuring an unknowing Britney Spears has hit ye olde blogosphere.

The frisky MILF was apparently picked up by a bar patron back on June 7th at the Four Seasons. The unnamed (as of now) male and Britney went back to her room for some more fun, and hooked up before passing out. The only thing keeping the video, which will be sold to the highest bidder, from getting out already, is the dude’s embarrassment at his lackluster performance.

“It was just normal, we didn’t do anything crazy,” the unidentified male tells In Touch of his taped tryst in a bungalow with Brit. “It was a little disappointing. It lasted for about 25 minutes and then we passed out.”

I’ll be keeping an eye on this one for everyone as well. The facts so far are a bit sketchy, but with Spears, anything is possible! And with her sexcapades already taped once, there is probably more truth than fiction to this case!

That Is No Ice Cream Cone!

An Artistic Rendering Of The Night In Question