Celebrity Scandal!

Brooke And Hulk

The bastion that is the blogosphere is on fire with allegations that Christiane Plante, a 33-year old woman who is friends with Brooke Hogan and helped with her 2006 album, has had an affair with Terry “Hollywood” “Hulk” “Hogan” Bollea.

Plante states:

“My relationship with Terry began at a time when Terry and Linda privately knew their marriage was ending. She had left him already, although no official papers had been filed. Terry is a good man, good father and a good friend, and he and I grew close at a time when he was going through a very difficult period. It seemed right then, but I know it was wrong. Having felt the guilt and pain build up, I gave a note to Brooke apologizing for my actions. I will never be able to fully forgive myself for this. I have lost an amazing friend.”

Brooke responded to these rumors on her MySpace page:

I’m going through one of the hardest issues i’ve ever had to deal with in my life…please keep me and my family in your prayers…. I’m continuing work in the studio… I’m sure my writing will reflect my state of mind at the moment. I need all the support i can get. thank you…

The only thing I pray for is that this “work in the studio” she is talking about never makes it to the airwaves, and that she learns to cut back on using ellipses.

Bizarrely, there are no photos of Christiane Plante to be found. So, as with all the other websites posting about this, if you know where there are photos of Plante, give us the heads up!

Was Christiana treated to the leg drop finishing move in bed?
The people want to know!

Notice that little taste of bile in the back of your mouth? Thats your body’s involuntary reaction to the news that are-they-or-aren’t-they-married “couple” Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib are having a baby.

Star Magazine reports (because I’m too lazy to re-write this):

Britney Spears drove to Rosarita Beach, Mexico to exchange marriage vows with Adnan Ghalib, the paparazzo is bragging to friends that she is going to have his baby….The fallen pop princess’ belly is starting to show a little bulge, in spite of hours of classes at the Millennium Dance Complex.

“Britney is Adnan’s dream come true. He knows that if he has a child with Brit, he’ll be made for life,” an insider close to the photog tells the tabloid….Dad Jamie has stabilized her life and the last thing he and her mom Lynne wants is another grandchild. “Her parents know she can’t handle more children.”

Maybe the third time is the charm, and she’ll actually be able to hold on to this one. Good luck, y’all!

Amy Winehouse, who is working through rehab, was spotted with her arm completely destroyed by scrapes and cuts.

Perhaps a little self-inflicted pain to dull the heroin withdrawl?

Naomi Campbell flew to Sao Paulo Brazil to have a cyst removed.

Her rep said “Naomi Campbell was admitted to hospital last night (February 25) to have a small cyst removed. Following the successful procedure, she is now resting and is looking forward to getting back to work. She would like to thank the doctors who have kindly looked after her.”

No word if she was having anything else attached while staying in the transgender capitol of the world.

Before his tour of duty in Vietnam, McCain had married a model from Philadelphia, Carol Shepp. While he was imprisoned, she was in an auto wreck, thrown through her car’s windshield and left seriously injured. After his return to America, McCain had an extramarital affair with Cindy Lou Hensley, whose father owned Hensley & Co., a Phoenix-based liquor company that is the nation’s second largest Anheuser-Busch distributor. McCain and Shepp were divorced in 1980, and he married his millionaire mistress the following month.

After parting ways with Jenny Craig earlier this week, Kirstie Alley now says she intends to develop her own weight-loss brand with plans to launch in 2009.

This is reportedly Gene Simmons, The Demon himself who claims to have slept with over 4600 women, getting laid on tape. But that is *not* his long time girlfriend Shannon Tweed!

Intrigued? Continue on for the NSFW clips and more info on this developing scandal!

After two years of marriage, singer Pink and motocross husband Carey Hart are getting divorced. Their marriage was long plagued by reports of infidelity.

“Pink and Carey Hart have separated. This decision was made by best friends with a huge amount of love and respect for one another. While the marriage is over, their friendship has never been stronger.”

J-Lo has accepted People Magazine’s six million dollar offer for the exclusive U.S. rights the the first photographs of her newborn twins along with husband Marc Anthony.

Did you notice how the 2008 Grammys didn’t make one mention of the 25th anniversary of the release of Thriller? Jackson reportedly made such rediculous demands that the planned tribute was dropped entirely.

Jackson reportedly demanded a special honoree was to be onhand to introduce him, a unique award would be created especially for him (and never given out again), and that he was to be referred to as “The King of Pop” no less than thirty times.