Celebrity Scandal!

Christina Aguilera’s reps are denying rumors that the new celebrity MILF is planning a centerfold shoot for Playboy.

A friend of Aguilera added “That was old Christina, Christina circa four years ago. She’s looking to reinvent herself and grow. She wouldn’t consider it but she finds it flattering to be offered at all.”

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Gary Coleman and Shannon Price were secretly married eight months ago, but have just now gone public with the news. Shannon, at 5′7″, stands over a foot taller than the actor security guard.