Celebrity Scandal!

Notice that little taste of bile in the back of your mouth? Thats your body’s involuntary reaction to the news that are-they-or-aren’t-they-married “couple” Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib are having a baby.

Star Magazine reports (because I’m too lazy to re-write this):

Britney Spears drove to Rosarita Beach, Mexico to exchange marriage vows with Adnan Ghalib, the paparazzo is bragging to friends that she is going to have his baby….The fallen pop princess’ belly is starting to show a little bulge, in spite of hours of classes at the Millennium Dance Complex.

“Britney is Adnan’s dream come true. He knows that if he has a child with Brit, he’ll be made for life,” an insider close to the photog tells the tabloid….Dad Jamie has stabilized her life and the last thing he and her mom Lynne wants is another grandchild. “Her parents know she can’t handle more children.”

Maybe the third time is the charm, and she’ll actually be able to hold on to this one. Good luck, y’all!