Celebrity Scandal!

Poor Nicole Richie. She hates her post-pregnancy boobs, now that she has to wear a bra, and looks like she is not a twelve-year-old strung out on cocaine.

from OK! Magazine

“I like wearing vintage hippy see-through shirts that aren’t slutty on me because there is nothing to look at. Now I have boobs so I can’t really wear it because it sends out a different message.”

She also hates the fact that the weight of her boobs are getting her dangerously close to being not being anorexic.

Richie needs to embrace her mommy funbags like rival mom Christina Aguilera!