Celebrity Scandal!

Poor Nicole Richie. She hates her post-pregnancy boobs, now that she has to wear a bra, and looks like she is not a twelve-year-old strung out on cocaine.

from OK! Magazine

“I like wearing vintage hippy see-through shirts that aren’t slutty on me because there is nothing to look at. Now I have boobs so I can’t really wear it because it sends out a different message.”

She also hates the fact that the weight of her boobs are getting her dangerously close to being not being anorexic.

Richie needs to embrace her mommy funbags like rival mom Christina Aguilera!

Is 40-year old Lisa Marie Presley pregnant with her fourth child? That is the rumor going round about town.

From The Daily Mail

Wearing a grungy yellow hoody and sweatpants, greasy hair pulled back, and no makeup to conceal her splotchy skin as she shoveled food into her bloated face, it’s hard to imagine the former bombshell that looked so much like her mother.

The singer and philanthropist, whose ex-husbands famously include Nicolas Cage and Michael Jackson, is rumored to be pregnant with fourth husband Michael Lockwood’s child, which might explain some of the dramatic weight gain.

The National Enquirer is getting in on the action too:

Lisa Marie Presley is pregnant at 40, say pals. Elvis’ “little girl” - married to husband No. 4- “knows the risks of a pregnancy at her age” but is determined to have this baby and make their new life complete, a close friend told the Enquirer.

“She’s two months pregnant. We’re praying Lisa makes it all the way.”

Lisa Marie was two months pregnant when she married musical director Michael Lockwood two years ago- but miscarried, according to a friend.

Lisa has two children. Michael has never been married before and has no children.

“He’s an only child and has always dreamed of becoming a father and making his parents grandparents,” said the friend.

The couple are thrilled and hopeful about the pregnancy, divulged the friend. “Lisa says another child with Michael will make their life complete.”

Just one question… how much will she sell the rights for her newborn’s first pictures for?

Radcliffe in a promo for Equinox

There are multiple reports coming out that some threats have been made against Daniel Radcliffe, and while no real details have been made public, it is being taken quite seriously. So much in fact that Radcliffe is now being guarded by former Special Air Service. That is the same protection given to the princes!

From the Herald Sun

A source told Britain’s The Sun newspaper: “There is a real concern for Daniel’s welfare. No one has said what has been going on. It’s all hush-hush - but security has been massively ramped up. Daniel has the four guards with him at all times.”

The 18-year-old star is filming Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and although the nature of the threat - which was received via Warner Bros. who are producing the movie - is unclear, bosses aren’t prepared to take any chances.

The actor switched cars three times on Saturday night as we went to and from the film set. His regular driver - used by the star for seven years and considered “part of the family” - has been temporarily replaced. Daniel has now been given a “chase car” which follows the vehicle in which he is travelling in case of emergency. The source said of the SAS guards: “They are all experts in evasive driving, threat assessment and close protection. This isn’t about keeping an eye out for the paparazzi - these guys are looking for something far more sinister.”

Impressive. Most impressive.