Celebrity Scandal!

Paula Abdul recently ignited American Idol fans after her slightly befuddled review of a contestant who sang once. But in Paula’s world, he sang twice!

“Jason, first song, I loved hearing your lower register, which we never really hear, um… the second song, I felt like your usual charm wasn’t - it was missing for me. It kind of left me a little empty. The two songs made me feel like you’re not fighting hard enough to get into the top four,” Abdul said to hopeful Jason Castro.

Host Ryan Seacrest did his best to smooth things over, but now people are wondering if the show is indeed scripted. Or is Paula to blame? She does get… confused quite often.

Check out the video here.

Brazilian soccer player Ronaldo, also known as The Phenomenon, has some ’splaining to do for real: he’s been fingered in a transexual scandal that has led to one of the most-watched videos on Brazilian You Tube. Despite the fact that this man has dated some of the hottest women in Brazil (think models & actresses), that didn’t stop him from running into trouble when a tranny claimed that he didn’t pay his bill!

Of course, there are multiple versions of this story, but let’s take a look at Ronaldo’s: he met a prostitute while out on a Saturday night, and headed off to a motel shortly after for a close encounter. She called two girlfriends, and then Ronaldo realized that they weren’t what he was expecting. He offered her about R$1K (about $1,700), but it turned out that they wanted more, and the police were called. In the other version, there are drugs involved, and the original transexual claims that her friends robbed Ronaldo.

Heidi Montag has expressed her extreme displeasure with Lauren Conrad, and even though she *might* have started the whole sex tape rumors and has posed with the rest of The Hills cast on the cover of Rolling Stone. Although Lauren and Heidi never spoke on set, it looks like Heidi was waiting to hear something from Lauren: condolences for her stepbrother who died last month.

But that’s not all! Heidi seems to have been taking her vengeance by making the rounds insisting that the sex tap really did exist. Yes! The Speidi Team appeared on Tyra, with Heidi commenting that “It was not a rumor” and that she has heard things through “confirmed sources.”

Can I get a chorus of “Let’s give it up, already?”

Clemens hasn’t has the best of luck since leaving the Yankees: he’s been implicated in steroid use and now faces this mess involving a very young, also-famous girl. According to recent reports, former New York Yankee Michael Clemens had a ten year relationship with the country singer Mindy McCread– and that they met when she was just 15 and he was 28. Although McCready’s mother, Gaye Inge, confirmed that they were friends, she also stressed that the relationship was strictly platonic. She stated that “They were friends. That’s about all I could tell you.”

Isn’t that what mothers always think?

No laughing matter: Jerry Seinfled’s brakes failed – and his vintage car flipped over – in the Hamptons Saturday night. But the comedian walked away unscathed.