Celebrity Scandal!

Billy Bob Thornton– in a fit of total childishness that even makes me go “what?!”– described Angelina Jolie’s child-rearing and Brad Pitt-loving days a “phase.” As he said on Askmen.com, She is just going through a high school phase. You know dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She’ll be waking up from that dream in no time.” Think that’s bad? He also added “Who knows if I’ll be there when she’s ready to come to her senses though.”

I have a feeling, from how stalkerish that all sounds, that he will be.