Celebrity Scandal!

Snafoos abound, but I’m back– and here’s what I’ve been checking out lately- Katie Holmes’ NYC walking disasters! This girl has been parading a ton of outfits too unspeakable to enjoy to the fullest, included her now “classic” high-water jeans, her giant, clunky sandals, and her too-fug-too-mention sweaters and scarves. I’m at my wit’s end– and I really think that she’s out of control. What happened to enjoying the cuteness of a new family and still looking like you’re under 40 years old? Honestly. And to make it worse– she could have fooled me.

Jenna Jameson has done a “Round II” with PETA to get pro-animal on us:

“Until dogs and cats can go on the pill or wear condoms, we need to help them practice safe sex—by spaying and neutering. Millions of homeless animals are turned in to shelters every year because there simply aren’t enough good homes for them all. The answer is as easy as ABC: Animal Birth Control, which means get your Fido or Fluffy fixed!”

Well, I have two new individuals who have entered my “girls who love attention and must kiss for men’s interest-slash-approval”. . . because Lydia Hearst was spotted kissing Aubrey O’Day recently! Yes! Before we get all excited, let’s keep in mind that this particular suck-face sesh was extra cold and impersonal, and by no means steamy. So erase all those Wild Things thoughts from your mind.

Check out the pics at Pink is the New Blog! You’ll soon be agreeing with me on this one, really.

Kate Hudson didn’t really seem to shock anyone too much when she drifted out of Lance Armstrong’s life, but you know what was surprising? Her ex-husband Chris Robinson met her at the airport with cute little Ryder and obviously couldn’t help himself– he gave her a long, long kiss even though the paparazzi were most certainly hanging about! That was quick, and certainly twice as surprising as the break-up with Lance.

You got us good, Kate.

* Paris Hilton needs to cut out that free time considerably.

* Sigourney Weaver dishes about being older.

* L Ron vacation, look bored.

* Joss Stone to be in The Tudors. Ew.

Lindsay’s been pretty quiet in general lately (and kind of holed up with Sam Ronson, really), but she did take the opportunity to speak up against Los Angeles police chief William Bratton who had said that she had “gone gay”:

If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving, Paris is out of town not bothering anybody, thank God, and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue.

Lindsay’s response to the chief was “Police chiefs shouldn’t get involved in everyone else’s business when it comes to their personal life. It’s inappropriate,” which was captured on film by TMZ.

There’s a buz in the air. . . that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt will be selling the pics of their precious babies Vivienne and Knox to US, who bid $10-15 million for the right. Take that, competitors!

Meanwhile, reports are buzzing that Angelina already planning to build onto her brood, and that means that perhaps she’s not done giving away those huge donations to charity. Good on her and Brad for doing it, and we’re awaiting the pics!

 Proof that Hulk Hogan needs to stop talking , for real:

Without a doubt, this one is the most formidable opponent I’ve ever run into. You talk about dirty tricks: Brass knuckles, steel knuckles, cheap shots, tripping people up. I’ve never seen anybody in the wrestling business that has more dirty tricks than she does! I guess I taught her well.

He’s talking about his wife! No wonder he’s getting divorced if he still hasn’t realized that girls are b*tches and guys will never keep up.

Word has it that Amy Winehouse might have had a wild night again on Saturday. . . but we’ll have to wait and see until the reports come out to definitely prove it or not! According to the whispers, she may have been having a jolly time with the photographers until all of the sudden dashing off and seeming very upset. Her skin might be flaring up again too, which is not good news since her new wax figurine is providing a pretty harsh contrast right now.

Stay tuned! I have a feeling that this one is going to be a pretty significant doozy yet again. Is anyone out there besides me just hoping for Amy’s tranquility to reappear?

Brooke Hogan has admitted that the affadavit she signed accusing her father of abusing her mother Linda, saying ““I did it under significant pressure from my mother. It was only after I learned all the facts that I realised I made a big mistake in signing it. Using kids as pawns in a divorce is awful. Every day my mother resorts to this kind of behavior makes it that much harder for us to ever have a relationship again.”

Her rep confirmed that “The months-old document was signed by Brooke at a time when she was upset with her father.”

What’s the deal? They really need to keep stuff out of the public eye, at least for a while!