Celebrity Scandal!

Paula Abdul recently ignited American Idol fans after her slightly befuddled review of a contestant who sang once. But in Paula’s world, he sang twice!

“Jason, first song, I loved hearing your lower register, which we never really hear, um… the second song, I felt like your usual charm wasn’t - it was missing for me. It kind of left me a little empty. The two songs made me feel like you’re not fighting hard enough to get into the top four,” Abdul said to hopeful Jason Castro.

Host Ryan Seacrest did his best to smooth things over, but now people are wondering if the show is indeed scripted. Or is Paula to blame? She does get… confused quite often.

Check out the video here.

Amy Winehouse, who is working through rehab, was spotted with her arm completely destroyed by scrapes and cuts.

Perhaps a little self-inflicted pain to dull the heroin withdrawl?

Barron Hilton was arrested for a DUI after allegedly hitting a gas station employee and blowing a .14 (the legal limit in CA is .08).

Paris’s comment: “I am sad for my little brother. I hear he is doing OK. I am there for him and will be speaking to him in an hour or so, hopefully, to lend my support.”

While watching the Grammys from Casa De Loco, Britney Spears is quoted as saying “Look at her! Look how stoned she is! She is so obviously stoned!” while watching Amy Winehouse perform via satellite feed.

Dwayne Carter has been arrested and hit with charges including possession of cocaine, possession of ecstasy and possession of drug paraphernalia. Police also found $22,000 in cash and a 40-caliber pistol.

Bond has been set at $10,000

Marion Jones, track star and gold medal winner for USA at the 2000 Sydney Olympics, has admitted to using anabolic steroids. Jones’ admission could cost her the medals that she won. Jones will plead guilty today on to two counts of lying to federal agents about her drug use in New York.

Marion Jones claims her coach gave her the steriods as a “nutritional supplement”

For good measure, here is Jones from her appearance on Maxim Online

Gross. Just gross. Days before her death, a unidentified figure very close to Anna Nicole Smith took this snapshot of the former stripper and star of THE NAKED GUN 33 1/3 overdosed with vomit on herself.

I’ve taken the liberty of censoring the photo in case you happen to see this while eating, but just click on the photo and you can get the full drug addict experience!

LOST BOYS and FLATLINERS star Kiefer Sutherland was arrested on suspicion of of a DUI the other night, and allegedly blew more than twice the California limit of .08.

This is Sutherland’s second DUI, after previously been arrested in 2004. A conviction this time around would almost certainly lead to some jail time.

Sutherland is currently scheduled to face the judge October 16th.

Angry drunk Kiefer Sutherland learns there is no more Pabst on tap in this undated photo.