Celebrity Scandal!

Kate on Lila:

I really miss Lila when I’m away — though I try not to be away for more than two nights. I love her more than anything in the whole wide world.

Kate on her newest fragrance:

I’ve heard it is one of the most preferred scents in the world — maybe that’s something to study for my next fragrance.

Kate on her daughter:

“Lila says ‘Mummy you’re not normal because you go to work’. She thinks her nanny is her friend and I’m the only person in the world that works!

“She was sad when I told her that I actually pay her nanny Jade to look after her.”

Erg:

“I booked ‘Transformers’ having no clue what I was doing. And then, all of a sudden, it was like: You’ve got to get your game together fast. It sucks, but I’m trying.”

“I want people to know me through the movies I do. I want to be judged on that. If you start becoming famous for your personal life, that’s when your career goes away.”

“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided—oh man; sorry, Mommy!—that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop [a strip club on Sunset Boulevard]. I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita.”

Tommy Lee Jones is suing because he claims that he is owed $10 million dollars for “No Country for Old Men” (which was awesome and got four Academy Awards). According to reports, his contract states that he is owed bonuses that he never received.

Attorneys for the 61-year-old Jones, who portrayed the character of Sheriff Ed Tom Bell in the film based on the acclaimed Cormac McCarthy novel, filed the suit Thursday in Bexar County District Court against Paramount Pictures Corporation and its subsidiary, N.M. Classics, Inc., a Netherlands-based corporation.

Michael Lohan needs to stop, asap:

“Who’s out of control? Whose life is out of control? Give me a break. Going from place to place, being dragged around by Samantha so she can make more money off of Lindsay being there when she spins…She’s gone from making $7 million to less than a million a movie. Who’s out of control?”

Continued:

“I go to church. I go and help people in rehab. That’s control. How can she say I’m out of control? If they’re going to say I’m lying, I’m out of control, I’m going to show that they’re lying and they’re out of control.”

…And then he he continues to complain about his ex-wife, too. Errrg.

They finish each other sentences! Really! At the Venice Film Festival, George Clooney and Brad Pitt were all about being buddy-buddy and finishing each other’s sentences. It was so creepy:

George: “Brad, don’t answer that.”

George: “[Brad’s] twins are fine.”

Omg, please. Let each man speak for himself. How weird was that?

Not so happy when I read this today about Mr. Lohan:

“Everyone wants me to fight K-fed because he’s a notorious celebrity dad and so am I. It’s serious boxing. You have to go get a trainer. I have to register with the Mature Boxing Association. I called Richard Johnson [editor of the NY Post’s Page 6 gossip column] and challenged him, but he didn’t accept. I don’t care who it is; it’s for charity. I’ve been beaten up by the press, so I don’t care if I get a few shots by a kid half my age.”

Stop, Michael.

Lily Allen punched someone today, but at least she took a chance to explain wha’s going on with her album.
“It has been finished for a while now, I don’t really know whats going on with it. The record industry is a very political place at the moment and I am on EMI records, lots of people have been fired or have taken redundancy recently as the company was taken over by a private equity firm called Terra Firma. Many of these people were people assigned to my projects and now I don’t quite know what’s going on. I’m sure everyone will find their feet soon enough and I’ll be able to put the album out soon.”

It’s times like these when I feel bad for all the horny teens out there– they’ll be forced to Google Eva’s racy Calvin Klein ads instead of just watching them on TV– her ad won’t be shown in the U.S. I started to feel really bad for her, until she seemed much better off than the Creative Director Fabien Baron:

“This country really needs a new president — this country is so messed up. It’s such a joke and it’s quite upsetting, frankly, how hypocritical this country has become. It’s OK for children to see people killed by guns? Spreading a little love right now would be a good idea. She is being a little sexy, but they are not provocative.”

“Nipped” in the bud, wouldn’t you say? (Couldn’t resist– you must forgive me!) Seriously, what do you think of Fabien’s response to the censorship of his bed-writhing Mendes ads?

If you’re looking for clean(er) fun, I recommend Sophie Monk car shopping .

In this case, Jessica Simpson might need more than just the usual cowgirl boots and crosslegged pose– like some luck! Who knows how her album “Do You Know” is going to fare complete with her single “Come On Over”? Access Hollywood revealed the picks on the album in depth:

The album will feature Jessica’s new single, “Come On Over,” as well as an ode to her football beau Tony Romo called “You’re My Sunday.”

Another track on the release, “Remember That,” concerns domestic violence, according to Billboard.com. The song was written by Dolly Parton, who also sings on the number.

Madonna has revealed in PEOPLE that she has absolutely no plans to split from Guy Ritchie, and that the news that she was cheating on Guy with a Yankees superstar was completely wrong as well:

“My husband and I are not planning on getting a divorce. I know Alex Rodriguez through Guy Oseary, who manages both of us. I brought my kids to a Yankee game. I am not romantically involved in any way with Alex Rodriguez. I have nothing to do with the state of his marriage or what spiritual path he may choose to study.”

It definitely doesn’t mean that we’re not going to be keeping our eyes peeled!