I really miss Lila when I’m away — though I try not to be away for more than two nights. I love her more than anything in the whole wide world.

Kate on her newest fragrance:

I’ve heard it is one of the most preferred scents in the world — maybe that’s something to study for my next fragrance.

Kate on her daughter:

“Lila says ‘Mummy you’re not normal because you go to work’. She thinks her nanny is her friend and I’m the only person in the world that works!

“She was sad when I told her that I actually pay her nanny Jade to look after her.”

“I booked ‘Transformers’ having no clue what I was doing. And then, all of a sudden, it was like: You’ve got to get your game together fast. It sucks, but I’m trying.”

“I want people to know me through the movies I do. I want to be judged on that. If you start becoming famous for your personal life, that’s when your career goes away.”

“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided—oh man; sorry, Mommy!—that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop [a strip club on Sunset Boulevard]. I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita.”

Attorneys for the 61-year-old Jones, who portrayed the character of Sheriff Ed Tom Bell in the film based on the acclaimed Cormac McCarthy novel, filed the suit Thursday in Bexar County District Court against Paramount Pictures Corporation and its subsidiary, N.M. Classics, Inc., a Netherlands-based corporation.

“Who’s out of control? Whose life is out of control? Give me a break. Going from place to place, being dragged around by Samantha so she can make more money off of Lindsay being there when she spins…She’s gone from making $7 million to less than a million a movie. Who’s out of control?”

Continued:

“I go to church. I go and help people in rehab. That’s control. How can she say I’m out of control? If they’re going to say I’m lying, I’m out of control, I’m going to show that they’re lying and they’re out of control.”

…And then he he continues to complain about his ex-wife, too. Errrg.

George: “Brad, don’t answer that.”

George: “[Brad’s] twins are fine.”

Omg, please. Let each man speak for himself. How weird was that?

“Everyone wants me to fight K-fed because he’s a notorious celebrity dad and so am I. It’s serious boxing. You have to go get a trainer. I have to register with the Mature Boxing Association. I called Richard Johnson [editor of the NY Post’s Page 6 gossip column] and challenged him, but he didn’t accept. I don’t care who it is; it’s for charity. I’ve been beaten up by the press, so I don’t care if I get a few shots by a kid half my age.”

Stop, Michael.

Lily Allen punched someone today, but at least she took a chance to explain wha’s going on with her album.
“It has been finished for a while now, I don’t really know whats going on with it. The record industry is a very political place at the moment and I am on EMI records, lots of people have been fired or have taken redundancy recently as the company was taken over by a private equity firm called Terra Firma. Many of these people were people assigned to my projects and now I don’t quite know what’s going on. I’m sure everyone will find their feet soon enough and I’ll be able to put the album out soon.”

Jenna Jameson has done a “Round II” with PETA to get pro-animal on us:

“Until dogs and cats can go on the pill or wear condoms, we need to help them practice safe sex—by spaying and neutering. Millions of homeless animals are turned in to shelters every year because there simply aren’t enough good homes for them all. The answer is as easy as ABC: Animal Birth Control, which means get your Fido or Fluffy fixed!”

Well, I have two new individuals who have entered my “girls who love attention and must kiss for men’s interest-slash-approval”. . . because Lydia Hearst was spotted kissing Aubrey O’Day recently! Yes! Before we get all excited, let’s keep in mind that this particular suck-face sesh was extra cold and impersonal, and by no means steamy. So erase all those Wild Things thoughts from your mind.

Check out the pics at Pink is the New Blog! You’ll soon be agreeing with me on this one, really.