Celebrity Scandal!

Kate Hudson didn’t really seem to shock anyone too much when she drifted out of Lance Armstrong’s life, but you know what was surprising? Her ex-husband Chris Robinson met her at the airport with cute little Ryder and obviously couldn’t help himself– he gave her a long, long kiss even though the paparazzi were most certainly hanging about! That was quick, and certainly twice as surprising as the break-up with Lance.

You got us good, Kate.

* Paris Hilton needs to cut out that free time considerably.

* Sigourney Weaver dishes about being older.

* L Ron vacation, look bored.

* Joss Stone to be in The Tudors. Ew.

It’s times like these when I feel bad for all the horny teens out there– they’ll be forced to Google Eva’s racy Calvin Klein ads instead of just watching them on TV– her ad won’t be shown in the U.S. I started to feel really bad for her, until she seemed much better off than the Creative Director Fabien Baron:

“This country really needs a new president — this country is so messed up. It’s such a joke and it’s quite upsetting, frankly, how hypocritical this country has become. It’s OK for children to see people killed by guns? Spreading a little love right now would be a good idea. She is being a little sexy, but they are not provocative.”

“Nipped” in the bud, wouldn’t you say? (Couldn’t resist– you must forgive me!) Seriously, what do you think of Fabien’s response to the censorship of his bed-writhing Mendes ads?

If you’re looking for clean(er) fun, I recommend Sophie Monk car shopping .

Lindsay’s been pretty quiet in general lately (and kind of holed up with Sam Ronson, really), but she did take the opportunity to speak up against Los Angeles police chief William Bratton who had said that she had “gone gay”:

If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving, Paris is out of town not bothering anybody, thank God, and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue.

Lindsay’s response to the chief was “Police chiefs shouldn’t get involved in everyone else’s business when it comes to their personal life. It’s inappropriate,” which was captured on film by TMZ.

There’s a buz in the air. . . that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt will be selling the pics of their precious babies Vivienne and Knox to US, who bid $10-15 million for the right. Take that, competitors!

Meanwhile, reports are buzzing that Angelina already planning to build onto her brood, and that means that perhaps she’s not done giving away those huge donations to charity. Good on her and Brad for doing it, and we’re awaiting the pics!

In this case, Jessica Simpson might need more than just the usual cowgirl boots and crosslegged pose– like some luck! Who knows how her album “Do You Know” is going to fare complete with her single “Come On Over”? Access Hollywood revealed the picks on the album in depth:

The album will feature Jessica’s new single, “Come On Over,” as well as an ode to her football beau Tony Romo called “You’re My Sunday.”

Another track on the release, “Remember That,” concerns domestic violence, according to Billboard.com. The song was written by Dolly Parton, who also sings on the number.

 Proof that Hulk Hogan needs to stop talking , for real:

Without a doubt, this one is the most formidable opponent I’ve ever run into. You talk about dirty tricks: Brass knuckles, steel knuckles, cheap shots, tripping people up. I’ve never seen anybody in the wrestling business that has more dirty tricks than she does! I guess I taught her well.

He’s talking about his wife! No wonder he’s getting divorced if he still hasn’t realized that girls are b*tches and guys will never keep up.

Word has it that Amy Winehouse might have had a wild night again on Saturday. . . but we’ll have to wait and see until the reports come out to definitely prove it or not! According to the whispers, she may have been having a jolly time with the photographers until all of the sudden dashing off and seeming very upset. Her skin might be flaring up again too, which is not good news since her new wax figurine is providing a pretty harsh contrast right now.

Stay tuned! I have a feeling that this one is going to be a pretty significant doozy yet again. Is anyone out there besides me just hoping for Amy’s tranquility to reappear?

Brooke Hogan has admitted that the affadavit she signed accusing her father of abusing her mother Linda, saying ““I did it under significant pressure from my mother. It was only after I learned all the facts that I realised I made a big mistake in signing it. Using kids as pawns in a divorce is awful. Every day my mother resorts to this kind of behavior makes it that much harder for us to ever have a relationship again.”

Her rep confirmed that “The months-old document was signed by Brooke at a time when she was upset with her father.”

What’s the deal? They really need to keep stuff out of the public eye, at least for a while!

… and she’s been called the “No. 1 Celebrity in USA.” Oh, shoot. It would probably make more sense if I wasn’t positive that a good section of we celeb-loving Americans couldn’t recognize her. It’s a little more acceptable that she’s been marketed to the 18-22 year old market of teen mag readers of JJ, but not that much.

As if her ego needs a boost! Anyway, are you as pumped for the new Hills drama? I feel like I’ve been watching this show for so long that I can’t possibly go back now– even if it sucks and I sort of hate everyone on it. The perils of reality TV!